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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 02:55

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Why are white women so overly emotional?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Which movies have the best endings?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??